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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:33:59 -0400

esmiedo:

esmiedo:

@helpicantthinkofaurl

I apologize for lashing out. One of my players threw themselves in acid after they were fully aware it was in fact acid. I did not and still do not know how to deal with that.

In the very first D&D game that I ever played, our party was standing right outside the entrance to a dungeon. Part of the area was covered in a red energy field. Inside the red energy field, all of the grass was dead, and right on the border between the area inside the energy field and outside of it, there was a collection of dead animals, insects, and other forest creatures. As we watched, a little bunny came hopping up, hopped into the red energy field, and, the moment that it entered the field, instantly dropped dead.

Guess what one of our players decided to do next. Take a wild fuckin guess.

huffylemon: laceys-notebook: little-scribblers-heart: musingsof...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:28:13 -0400

huffylemon:

laceys-notebook:

little-scribblers-heart:

musingsofahistorymajor:

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

Absolutely brilliant

like 20 seconds in someone drops something and it sounds like the beginning of ‘never gonna give you up’ and I was about to be PISSED

this-is-your-brain-on-cartoons: Fantastic Western Cartoons You Should Check Out #2Rick & Morty...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:16:35 -0400

this-is-your-brain-on-cartoons:

Fantastic Western Cartoons You Should Check Out #2
Rick & Morty (2013 - Present)
Wander Over Yonder (2013 - 2016)
Gravity Falls (2012 - 2016)
Star vs.The Forces of Evil (2015 - Present)
DuckTales (Both the 1987 Original Classic & 2017 Reboot)
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy + Underfist (2003 - 2008)
The Entire DC Animated Universe (Batman the Animated Series, Superman TAS, Batman Beyond, The Zeta Project, Static Shock, Justice League, & Justice League Unlimited + their respected movies)
Adventure Time (Started in 2010 and concluding in late 2018)
Classic Simpsons Seasons 1 - 9 (1989 - 1998)

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:53:50 -0400

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Dog breeds are all just…. fan content that humans made of God’s ‘The Wolf’

Chihuahuas are just…. Wolf Chibis

Border Collies are Farm AU

Huskies respect canon a lot but like… goofier

Visual Shitpost

Borzoi:

Anime Proportion

Anime style

Curvy

Very Long Leggy

Alien Face

Very Skinny

Very Tol

Wild Hair

Tail Sometimes

God: “Is that supposed to be a wolf?”

Human, holding a dachshund: “It’s just my style.”

In 2037 God sues us for copyright

enecoo:socks

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:52:04 -0400

enecoo:

socks

hungwy: enecoo: hungwy: Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet socks make your own post

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:52:00 -0400

hungwy:

enecoo:

hungwy:

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

snailfeet: snailfeet: funny boy moments 1 I owe my blood,...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:25:07 -0400

snailfeet:

snailfeet:

funny boy moments 1

I owe my blood, soul, and firstborn child to this post

surprisebitch: the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: ell...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 22:43:02 -0400

surprisebitch:

the-original-sass-master:

bornagainsatanist:

elliblu:

why they keep doing her like this

Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did

“And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

some horny gay really had too much time in their hands

antikevinfeige:my last two brain cells when im in the bread...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:44:20 -0400

antikevinfeige:

my last two brain cells when im in the bread aisle at walmart at 11:30 pm

chaotic–goof:I genuinely thought this was gonna be a joke but...

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 11:24:05 -0400

chaotic–goof:

I genuinely thought this was gonna be a joke but no, its just the clip. I waited forever

half-ace:concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 09:03:37 -0400

half-ace:

concept: one of those “live, laugh, love” wall hangings, except it’s john mulaney’s “Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.”

jedijenkins: oblivionsongstress: onion-souls: spookyscaryskeletitties: tarradash: sparkylurkdrago...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 08:59:12 -0400

jedijenkins:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

danekez: leplastiquedick: caleforpresident: magnusderp: big...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 01:20:09 -0400

danekez:

leplastiquedick:

caleforpresident:

magnusderp:

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence

madsciences: doom-exe: madsciences: onewingandabrokenhalo: m...

Sun, 03 Jun 2018 03:23:44 -0400

madsciences:

doom-exe:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS??

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

asmion:x

Mon, 28 May 2018 21:14:46 -0400

asmion:

x

comyet: More exemples:THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND GOOD LUCK!You are free to enter all...

Tue, 22 May 2018 15:25:09 -0400

comyet:

More exemples:
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT, AND GOOD LUCK!
You are free to enter all raffles at once!
Raffle on @myebi:
http://myebi.tumblr.com/post/174150576733/thank-you-so-much-for-your-support-and-good-luck
Raffle on Myebi on deviantART:
https://myebi.deviantart.com/journal/Myebi-s-Summer-Raffles-9-prizes-to-win-746145852

ayellowbirds: therobotmonster: renegadex557: heteromanticmarkip...

Tue, 22 May 2018 00:14:49 -0400

ayellowbirds:

therobotmonster:

renegadex557:

heteromanticmarkiplier:

chaosbong:

deanest:

reggieandme:

summer mood

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

Closeted chad.

Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!

Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed.

According to season 1 episodes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is both “the swingingest gymnast in school”, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon.

His appetite isn’t about being stoned, it’s because he’s a teenage jock.

Photo

Mon, 21 May 2018 02:13:18 -0400

theaddictsapartment: my childhood homes

Sun, 20 May 2018 00:15:14 -0400

theaddictsapartment:

my childhood homes

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog?

Thu, 17 May 2018 12:49:22 -0400

How Do You Solve a Problem Like a Giant Floating Bog?:

sarkos:

plasmalogical:

gunsandfireandshit:

wilburwhateley:

“Floating islands are common in Minnesota; it’s the size of this one that’s causing all the fuss. Sue Galatowitsch, a wetland ecologist at the University of Minnesota, says the island likely weighs at least 1,000 tons and could extend 30 feet below the water. Technically, it’s a floating bog. A natural assemblage of peat moss festooned with cattails and tamarack trees, the bog is more than four acres across—that’s about 64 tennis courts. ‘A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

An aerial view of the bog. (x)

THIS IS DOPE??

i support the floating bog

A bog that size,’ Galatowitsch says, “can kind of do whatever it wants.“

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